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According to a report by officebroker.com, we all have colleagues whose habits annoy us.

It has drawn up a list of workers' personalities, including:

• The Hipster - he wears the shiniest suit, loudest tie and silliest socks and is a grand master of the fake golf swing, finger pistols, thumbs up or spin bowl action.
• The Borrower - just don't leave anything lying around.
• The Snake-slimy, limp hand shaker who stares at colleagues longer than should be allowed.
• The Smacker - who slurps their way through lunch, talks with their mouth full and shares far more of their lunch than they should.
• Pussy Galore - sweet yet neurotic colleague whose desk is covered in pictures of cats and who loves to share stories of her moggie's 'cute' and 'amazing' antics.
• The Message Mangler - always forgets to ask where the caller is from or take a contact number.